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It is that time again!  More sex toys and reviews!

This go-round I had the pleasure of reviewing the Fetish Fantasy Series Inflatable Hot Seat.  In the past I’ve reviewed just your basic toys or vibrators.  This product is classified as a sex machine or as furniture.  It can be quite the addition to any toy collection whether you are a beginner or a pro!  The Hot Seat is an inflatable seat with an attached dong that vibrates.  The controls for the dong are connected with a wire to bottom of the dong.  There are handles on either side for extra stability.

We tried it out together first.  A few times I needed Daniel to keep from falling over but that was from trying to find the best positions.  We go at these reviews very scientifically for your benefit!

Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat

First, let’s get the technical information out of the way (all measurements are when inflated):

• Covered in flocked material (think like air mattress)
  
• The seat is 17″ across
• 10″ high from top to bottom
• 60″ around the circumference
• Dong is 6 1/2″ long with a width or 2″ or girth of 5″ (depending on how you look at it)
  
• Cord length from dong to control is 23″ long
• Handles are 5 1/2″ wide
• Vibrator runs on 2 AA batteries
• Will hold up to 300 pounds
• Comes with a blindfold

The general concept of this product is great.  And in fact the structure and materials are first class.  I have no complaints about the overall quality of the seat.  The size is perfect even for me with stubby legs and extra weight.  I had no worries that it would pop or deflate.  I think it could be taken for quite a long spin without breaking.  The corded controls at first were a bit frustrating but ended up working out because of the positioning of the hot seat and your body.

However, there are some flaws that detracted from my overall use of the machine initially.  The dong does not bend.  At all.  The plastic, while very sturdy, is hard.  I tried to position myself in different ways and was unable to find any that were comfortable.  Keep in mind, every woman (or man) is differently shaped and this may be an issue special to me.

While the vibrator was very strong and practically caused the entire seat to shake, as a result of the non-bendiness of the dong, I couldn’t really feel the vibrations in a spot that was pleasurable.  What would make this better is if there were ‘balls’ attached the base of the unit.  That would bring the vibrator into a more useful position.

Lastly, and this issue may just be mine, it was hard to get positioned comfortably.  I have very short legs so I either had to stand as if I was going squats (what a way to spice up your workouts, though!) or sit on it with my legs all funny.  Pleasure-wise, the squat stance felt better due to the size and straightness of the dong.

Every person is different and none of these issues may arise with you.  I try to keep that in mind.  Overall, I liked the product and its potential.  It was easy to inflate, didn’t lose any air, and is easy to clean.  It has its uses and I plan on trying it out a bit more and possibly finding ways to get past what I see as flaws.  Like I said, the quality of the product is great, I know it will last.

For its price ($43) and size, the Fetish Fantasy Series Inflatable Hot Seat is a great addition to the sex machine/furniture category.  It can be used alone or with a partner and would make a great Valentine’s Day gift.

*This review sponsored by Vibrator.com